Jokes & Recipes


  • Great minds discuss ideas;
    average minds discuss events;
    small minds discuss people.

Jokes

  1. Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
  2. PMS Joke
  3. Vet Joke

Recipes

  1. Buffalo Wings
  2. Cape Cod Meat Pie
  3. Shepheard's Pie

  • To handle yourself, use your head;
    to handle others, use your heart.

Jokes

  1. PC PRIMER
  2. PC LEXICON
  3. Democrat or Republican

Recipes

  1. Chewy Breadsticks
  2. Onion Buns
  3. Boston Cream Pie

  • "Many people will walk in and out of your life,
    but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Jokes

  1. Hints for yankees who
    move to the South:
  2. The Collected Chalkboard
    Writings of Bart
  3. Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud
    In Victoria's Secret:

Recipes

  1. Fun Food!
  2. BBQ & Marinade
  3. Salad TO Kill For
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  • "God gives every bird it's food,
    But he does not throw it into it's nest.

Jokes

  1. Jobs Worse Than Yours
  2. Five surgeons are Chatting
  3. "Daddy, what's sex?"

Recipes

  1. NY Cheese Cake 8o)
  2. Shaker Sage Rolls
  3. Basic French Bread

  • Friends, you and me.... you brought another friend... and then there were 3... we started our group... Our circle of friends... and like that circle... there is no beginning or end..

Jokes

  1. Roadkill
  2. Subject: Beer
  3. NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

Recipes

  1. Stuffed Walleye
  2. Grilled Red Fish
  3. Shark & Shrimp

  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Jokes

  1. Love Test
  2. One Day
  3. Darwim Awards

Recipes

  1. Frontier Chowder
  2. Italian Beef
  3. Shrimp Aplenty

  • The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.


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